#93. Barry Failed his First Grade Exam

Have you ever heard so many complaints in our society about a president of the United States? Half the country likes him and the other half disapproves of him. How is it that 50% of the nation sees the world one way and the other 50% sees it a completely different way? Someone is not looking with eyes to see and ears to hear – Jesus. 

Moreover, why didn’t the opposing side criticize Nixon and Johnson and Bush W and Clinton as much as they condemn President Barack Hussein Obama? It’s just not right! It certainly isn’t fair. 

The liberals say those criticisms are nothing more than sourer grapes. It’s because he is black – that’s all! If his policies are unacceptable, the liberals certainly don’t see it. 

The conservatives say it’s because of his policies – not his race. They don’t hate him – they hate his policies. But really, what is so bad about his policies? Well, here is what the conservatives say: their claim is ...

that the President hates America – the greatest nation on the earth – and apologizes to the world for its history of colonialism, capitalism, slavery, and racism;

that he uses race and religion and economical status to divide the country’s citizens;

that he mocks the constitution with its separation of powers, using his pen to create new laws rather than administering the laws that he allows Congress to pass;

that he has undermined the job of the police in our large cities;

that he has weakened our military by eliminating many of its four-star generals who don’t support his military agenda. 

Some of the conservative critics feel he cares about the safety and well-being of foreigners more than that of our own citizens; others say that he lies about everything and they cannot trust anything he says. Some even point out that the President is beyond criticism, that he cannot bear to be scrutinized. Some say he lacks the intelligent to be president; others say he is incompetent to be president; still, others say he has his own agenda as president, knowing exactly what he is doing – that he is a Marxist socialist in support of the revolutionary movement of terrorism to change the world in which we all live. 

WOW! Well, I am here to declare that whatever has come down the pike in the last seven years is really not the fault of the President, whether you agree with him or disagree. If you want someone to criticize and blame, you should lay off the President and start attacking his very first schoolteacher. Yes, it’s the fault of his first grade teacher … long, long ago … who failed to instruct him in the real world in which we live. 

Here is the proof for all to see. An exam given to the young Barry in the first grade of elementary school … reveals it all. He failed the test, every single question marked wrong – not because of a lack of intelligence, but because his first-grade tutor was inadequate as a first grade instructor; she was incapable of educating the young Barry – it’s all her fault! Otherwise, he would have answered all the questions correctly on that written test … long, long ago … when he was in his very first year of education.

Well, you be the judge and jury. Here are the questions his teacher asked him along with the wrong answers given by the President-to-be:

    1.   How do you spell ISIS? 
          Barry’s answer: ISIL

     2.   What is the difference between climate and weather?

          Barry’s answer: Climate is about what takes place from 

          day to day. Weather it’s global warming one day or

          global cooling the next, it’s all about ‘climate change’,

          which has already been proven true weather the

          flat-earth society knows it or not. 

     3.  What is transparency?

           Barry’s answer: Transparency is being able to see 

           through brick walls and locked doors … like  Superman.

     4.  Where is Benghazi located?

           Barry’s answer: It’s somewhere in Africa where they

           show lots of X-rated movies about Mohammad.  

     5.  What is a JV team?

          Barry’s answer:  JV means junior varsity, like in 

          basketball or football. A JV team is not as good as a 

          Varsity team – they’re not that hot at playing the game! 

          HA!

      6.  Does your Dad and Mom take you to the doctor of

            their choice?

            Barry’s answer: Yes, PERIOD!

      7.  Is it true or false that terrorists in Syria are 

            ‘Islamic extremists’?

            Barry’s answer: What is an Isla… an Isla… I can’t even

            say those words, Ms Teacher. What do they mean,

            anyway?

      8.  What is a pathological liar?

            Barry’s answer: Beats me, I haven’t got a clue! Maybe 

            it’s the most logical path a liar takes, which makes it 

            very easy to do!

      9.  What was the importance of the Selma civil-rights 

            march of 1965?

            Barry’s answer: Due to the excitement of that famous

            march, my parents decided to get married in 1960!

    10.  What is your name and where were you born – Hawaii 

            or Kenya or Nebraska?

            Barry’s answer: My name – you can call me Barry 

            Soetoro, Barack Obama, or President. 

           Where was I born? I don’t know – I wasn’t there!

So, now you know. Don’t criticize him if he screws up. His teacher in the first grade was a bad apple!

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