#82. The Prez Cannot Tell a Lie!

I am sick and tired of people calling our President a liar! President Obama cannot lie! It is not even conceivable that he could tell a lie. Here are just a few that are not really lies at all.

1.    “If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor. Period. If you like your health care plan, you will be able to keep your health care plan. Period. No one will take it away. No matter what.”

2.      “I will not sign a plan that adds one dime to our deficits – either now or in the future. I will not sign it if it adds one dime to the deficit, now or in the future, period.”

3.    “I will sign a universal health-care bill into law by the end of my first term as president that will cover every American and cut the cost of a typical family’s premium by up to $2,500 a year.”

4.      “This is the most transparent administration in history.”

 5.    “I cut spending by over a trillion dollars in     2011″

Let me explain why these are not lies. When it appears as if, sounds as if, feels as if, the President is lying, you are basing your opinion on the fact that he is black. Let me set the record straight. Obama is not fully black. He is half black and he is half white.

So anything the Prez says that smacks the intellect as being a lie – not so!  You see, the half of Obama that is black is not, could not, tell a lie; actually, what you are hearing from the part of him that is black is a half-truth.

Likewise, the half of Obama that is white is not lying either; again, what you are hearing from the part of him that is white is really a half-truth.

Now, let’s do some simple arithmetic. If you consider what President Barak Obama is saying, you must add the two parts together. And what do you get? 

 A half-truth plus a half-truth is a Whole Truth!

O, boy! I should’ve been a lawyer!

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