Thursday, August 17, 2006

#10. Give it a Funny Twist! (Over 500 outstanding jokes!)

I dearly love to see the humorous side of life. Do you? Something happens and you give it a slight twist, and 'Bingo!' -- it changes everything? Lafter is what we're after! So are you a person with wit? Can you turn lemons into lemonaide? Can you with a simple little twist see the humor in an experience?

I have often wondered who painted the "Wet Paint Signs". Just how does one determine which is the wet item? What if the sign itself is wet -- not the bench or wall? What happens if the sign is still wet and someone touches the sign?




















You've heard laughter is a good medicine. Jokes make us laugh for they always have a twist.

Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. "When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. "Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

"Well, no Mom. But if I told the story the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"

This think-piece is intended to be silly and fun in order to awaken your imagination. Do you have a story that has a twist to it?

#10. Give it a Funny Twist! (Over 500 outstanding jokes!)